Some days the coffee line barely moves, every meeting runs long, and somebody still asks if you have a quick minute. Fresh Out Patience Company is the tee for the person who can laugh about it by lunchtime.
The shirt for your last nerve
Fresh Out Patience Company turns running out of patience into a fictional business. It makes an easy gift for the friend who texts “I’m fine” and then sends six more messages explaining why.
Give the joke a different angle
If slow mornings are the real problem, try Depresso Coffee Club. Decaf Distrust is the better pick for the person who checks the coffee pot before they pour.