Every friend group has a few recognizable characters: the coffee drinker who needs a quiet start, the person who keeps emergency cookies, and the problem solver whose solution creates a second problem. Jokes On Shirts Vol. 1 gives those everyday personalities something to wear.
Our collection brings together fictional companies, expressive characters, and jokes about familiar habits. Here is a starting point for finding your own slightly questionable department.
The coffee department
If your first cup comes with a request for silence, start with Depresso Coffee Club. If you inspect the coffee order before trusting it, meet Decaf Distrust. Both celebrate the morning ritual, with different kinds of humor.
Choose the joke you would actually tell. A shirt feels more personal when your friends can connect it to something you do, rather than a slogan that could belong to anyone.
The snack investigation
Snackcident Cookie Company belongs to the person who knows exactly where the cookies were kept but has surprisingly little information about where they went. Wear it on a snack run or give it to the household's usual suspect.
The optimistic problem solver
Some people see an obstacle and make a plan. Others say, “This should work,” and provide entertainment for everyone nearby. In a Pickle Problem Solvers is for that second kind of confidence.
The off-duty crew
Prefer your plans comfortably unambitious? Try Snooze Juice Sleep Soda. If you have the plans but cannot locate the enthusiasm, Motivation Sold Separately may feel familiar. And when one more question is one too many, there is Fresh Out Patience Company.
Find the one you would reach for
Start with one design that makes you laugh. Check the available options and size guide on its product page, then think about where it fits into your usual wardrobe. Jeans, shorts, or an open overshirt give a colorful graphic plenty of room.
Browse Vol. 1 and find the character who seems to have borrowed your personality.